Whilst the description of 'stunning Matt Turner' is extremely accurate, I'm afraid an imposter wrote the entry begging for my inclusion in the Spice Boys' team. As the original Spice Boy, if I want to be included in that most good looking of teams I will simply kick Stu (flower) on his knee, a la Spud, and claim my rightful place amongst the elite.
Can't wait to see you boys tomorrow, especially Bowker. I miss you during the week.
Sicknote? I'm going into tomorrow's game in the best physical shape I've ever been in. How many other can say that.
(Captain Rico Disclaimer - Due to various unexplanable injuries Captain Rico's fitness, although never in question, does tend to have its up and downs. You don't have to look any further than the injuries database to see that. By stating above that he is in the 'best physical shape ever' he is simply saying that for once he is able to walk without any pain, he is not saying that he is actually fit to play football)