|
|
Post by Sam Bucca on Jul 25, 2005 11:50:42 GMT
I had just claimed victory beating Rimmer in a wrestling
comp when the sly dog sneaked up on me picked
me up a dropped me on my Andy Bone, now know to everyone at the Sarpidon apartments and the lads
on tour as the Bum Bone!!
Ouch!!
Good god, it doesn't half hurt when you land on it!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Batts on Jul 26, 2005 7:53:38 GMT
Andy Lowe made sure that everyone got that particular bone right in their GCSE PE exam back in 1996.
|
|
|
|
Post by Miss Marple on Jul 26, 2005 8:04:42 GMT
I saw different..... As my age is now of some concern to myself i spend much of my time sitting out on an evening watching the world pass by. Recently i took it upon myself to participate in a "girls" vacation to a lively resort named Malia!! We took up residence at the Sarpidon apartments, which is located close to the old town of the above mentioned. One evening, after a day sat by the pool area-with a towel over my legs, i saw, what could only be described as "a bit of banta", between two males! I proceeded to engage myself in this dispute for sometime as i could see the small ugly chap trying to pick a fight with the more able and far more attractive young man. This carried on for a few more minutes until i heard the words "come on you puff" come out of the boy looking like shrek. This must of annoyed the other gentleman as he walked off.........but, moments later he returned wearing only his shorts (mmm, nice). The battle commenced, after several lame attempts by the monkey boy to attack he was picked up, with ease, and thrown to the floor, where he proceeded to get his arse kicked (not for the first time i believe). I feel this is a true reflection on how sam bucca received his injuries...you F.U.C.K.I.N.G puff!!! Moral of the story- Sarpidon 4eva!!!  |
|
|
|
Post by Nadia on Jul 26, 2005 8:51:17 GMT
Miss Marpel is lesbian!! ;D Bucca destroyed Donkey in their brawl and still had enough energy to give me a good seeing to! Sarpidon forever!!! ;D   |
|
|
|
Post by Rimmer on Jul 26, 2005 9:35:07 GMT
so you slept with nardia on holiday did you?
|
|
|
|
Post by Nadia on Jul 26, 2005 13:23:57 GMT
Yep I always sleep with Nadia, i am Nadia.
And no i didint like you rimmer, i liked Bucca!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Rimmer on Jul 27, 2005 6:24:45 GMT
think she liked food over both of us.... ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by Bucca on Jul 27, 2005 7:46:31 GMT
Food, plate, knife and fork, menu, table cloth, table
and chairs and owt else that would fit in her gut!!!!
He he he!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Rimmer on Jul 27, 2005 8:36:15 GMT
........the chef!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Bucca on Jul 27, 2005 9:05:02 GMT
.....................Gordon, Sophie, tea coffee orange yes
man and rambo!!
Fat biatch!!!
|
|
|
|
Post by Rimmer on Jul 27, 2005 10:56:50 GMT
Lowe..........sleeper
|
|
|
|
Post by Slacko on Jul 27, 2005 12:26:26 GMT
A Lowe.............................drunk twice in 24 hours!
|
|
|
|
Post by Scutter on Jul 29, 2005 12:12:49 GMT
What an achievement that is!!! A. Lowe should be proud of himself!! ;D |
|
|
|
Post by Bucca on Jul 29, 2005 12:17:11 GMT
Surprised he's still alive.
If only his mother knew what he's like. ;D
|
|
|
|
Post by Scutter on Jul 29, 2005 12:40:08 GMT
He He He He He He He!!!
And what about his sister???
Oh bugger!! She already knows what he's like after the exploits of Derby Wednesday over xmas!!
A. Lowe your a star!!!
|
|
